pleasedontfightmeoverharlos:

justice-lesbian-streams:

dovabunny:

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

M A M M A M I A

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laskulls:

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don’t need oxygen to survive. i haven’t eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I’ve bumped into another life form. I’ll kick anything’s ass. nothing can kill me not even death

(via that-chick-with-no-sense)

teacupfulofstarshine:

thepioden:

awed-frog:

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

the great british bake-off (2010-present)

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jasontoddiefor:

that-one-fat-guy-over-there:

godbastian-deactivated20201108:

pictures from the area 51 raid are honestly poetic cinema and we should all be happy that we are witnessing such a historic moment

(via surprisebitch)

deep-fried-corn-nuts:

forever-21-official:

NOOOOOOOOO

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